i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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