I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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