Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Boobs speak an international language.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You left your phone here
Wait...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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