i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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