Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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