i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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