stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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