You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
and you fell through a lawn chair
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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