I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize