White coat. Heels.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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