I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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