She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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