What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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im holly from the hills drunk
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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