Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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