Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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