whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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