So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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