Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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