HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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