i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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