how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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