Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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