Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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