Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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