You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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