And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize