Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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