How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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