But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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