See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize