Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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