The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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