Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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