Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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