why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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