I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
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thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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