The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize