Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize