I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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