Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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