how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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