I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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