i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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