I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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