she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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