And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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