We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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