i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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