I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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