no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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